Note: Due to the Complexity and Level of Difficulty...Each Course will Accept a Maximum of Eight Participants.
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Here is the list of available classes.
1. How to Fill Ice-Cube Trays. Step by Step with Slide Presentation.
2. Toilet Paper. Does It Grow on the Holders? Roundtable Discussion.
3. Differences Between the Laundry Basket and the Floor. Practicum with Hamper. Pictures and Graphics.
4. The After Dinner Dishes and Silverware. Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink or Dishwasher? Debate Among Panel of Experts.
5. Loss of Virility. Losing the Remote Control to Your Significant Other. Help Line and Support Groups.
6. Learning How to Find Things, Starting with Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum.
7. Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT Harmful to Your Health. PowerPoint Presentation.
8. Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost. Real-Life Testimonials.
9. Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulation.
10. Living with Adults. Basic Difference Between Your Mother and Your Wife. Online Class and Role Playing.
11. How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques.
12. Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, and Other Important Dates. Calling When You are Going to be Late. Bring Your Calendar or PDA to Class.
13. Getting Over It. Learning to Live with Being WRONG...ALL of the TIME. Individual Counselors Available.
14. It is So Much Easier to AGREE...ALL of the TIME and it Will Get You Further, too.
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