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Mar 9 17 9:54 AM
Lord God Billy Bob !!! I weren't effected or affected none with womens takin' off yesterday. See, my wife has been "off" since Dec 27th. Off in China with her parents. So, me bein' the old fashioned slow talkin' southern country gentleman "kid" that I am, I get to make big messes anywhere I want to!! I get to eat 2 boxes of Cocco Puffs for breakfast if I want to. I got nobody to answer to, no toes to unwittingly step on which always creates a huge ruckus with me on the losing end. I kin pick my nose (and not worry that anyone else is around to see me) and blow me down, matey...I kin even stay up late and watch girls gone wild and play with myself like my body is an amusement park.
I confess...I mus be a dadgum hard case or something??? It has taken 3 wives and 72 girlfriends to get me to the exalted esteemed state that I now exit in. Imma proud and thankful of the efforts of every gal'dang one of 'em. It was no easy task fer any of 'em. Some lasted months, even years; many lasted but one moon. It's been an awesome ride so far. Shucks, I'm still friends with both exes...and my current wife, too. Why gosh dawgone it, I cain't even think of what more happiness a feller could ask fer? How's the movie supposed to end?
By the way, they had Women's Day in China on March 8th. My dear wife used it to full advantage too. God bless her lil' pea pickin' heart, I thank her each and every day for going down to Beijing to meet me. I couldn't write a script for my life that would equal, much less better, the one that the man up above gave me to live out. Nary a dull moment.
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CrashNash wrote:Agree 100% nm and Motocardio. Maybe if we did talk about it and give them the respect and consideration they deserve they would not need to demonstrate like this.
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